Robert Wales Cymyran, Mill Road, Holyhead LL65 2YD Thieving Angel?
I did not see your controversial ‘Angel’ picture, but if it nicked the bike from outside Dillons, please may my son have it back?
Kate Cousins 43 Beaconsfield Road, Clacton-on-Sea CO15 6BU URO DIREKTIVE Readers will have heard that the EC Commission has issued a directive requiring theological journals to use a common language. The stipulated language is Euringlish, which is created by making a number of simple adjustments to traditional English. However, Sea of Faith magazine has used its influence in high places to persuade the Commission to phase the changes over five years.
In the first year, s will be used instead of soft c, and both the hard c and ch will be replaced by k.
This has already been agreed by both the Kristian Kirk Sentral Kommittee and the Sivil Service and will sertainly make a sentral mark on the new sentury. It is antisipated that there will be growing publik enthusiasm for klearing up the present konfusion, espesially as wordprosessors kan have one less letter.
In the sekond year, ph will be replased by f. This fase is expekted to have a fenomenol effekt on the destruktion of rain forrests as it will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
The third year wil se the disapearanse of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also band will be the unesesary silent e which only komplikats the languag.
In the fourth year, ugly th wil be replasd by ze mor kontinental z and w by v. Zis vil be velkomd by evryon of godvil, espesialy us kaps who ar responsibl for zeological magazins.