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Highbrook was so successful this year
it was able to diversify and expand
into waste disposal
on land it bought, very reasonably,
from South East Water plc
near the happy valley reservoir.
Some of the waste was toxic
and inclined to leak but of course
this helped maintain public anxiety
and boost sales in filters.

With foresight at the flotation
Highbrook had also acquired
a major shareholding
in Derwent Water plc and when
pollution rumours – always denied by the Board –
increased in the South East
till fear levels rose, overflowed, drowned
the belief that home filters
could cope with so many possible poisons
then simple: Highbrook Derwent
moves in for the kill
and sells its water
in millions of bottles
to households in Kent,
Sussex, Surrey and London.
The City is bullish:
this business is doing fantastically well,
naturally, it makes sense.

Dinah Livingstone wrote these two poems to support the protests against privatisation of water when Margaret Thatcher was prime minister in the 1980s.